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Painkiller XL (Royal Queen Seeds)

€9,50€7,85 Incl. VATExcl. VAT

1 Seed 1 Seed €9,50 €7,85 3 Seeds €25,00 €20,66 5 Seeds €37,50 €30,99

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    Find Your Balance with Painkiller XL from Royal Queen Seeds

    Painkiller XL is a masterfully crafted strain born from the prestigious genetics of Juanita la Lagrimosa and Royal Highness. This sativa-dominant hybrid combines the legendary traits of Queen Mother and Respect 13 into a stable and reliable cultivar. With a genetic makeup of 75% sativa and 25% indica, you’re bringing home a refined classic renowned for its perfect phytochemical balance.

    Aroma & Effect

    The Painkiller XL experience is defined by unparalleled mental clarity and a functional, cheerful vibe. Thanks to its unique 1:1 THC to CBD ratio, you can enjoy a clear-headed high that sharpens focus without becoming overwhelming. The aroma features complex layers of fresh citrus and zesty lemon, complemented by sharp, characteristic undertones of diesel and earth. This makes it the ideal companion for creative projects or an active lifestyle where you want to remain fully present.

    Growth Characteristics & Yield

    For the ambitious grower, Painkiller XL offers impressive efficiency with a flowering time of just 8 weeks. Indoors, the plants stay compact with a height of 60 to 100 cm, while outdoors they can grow into robust specimens of around 150 cm, ready for harvest by late September. Despite its modest stature, it delivers a generous yield of up to 550 grams per square meter or per plant, with buds covered in a shimmering layer of resinous trichomes by the end of the cycle.

    Grow Passport

    • Seedbank: Royal Queen Seeds
    • Type: Feminized
    • Lineage: Respect 13 x Juanita la Lagrimosa
    • Genetics: Sativa 75% Indica 25%
    • THC%: 9%
    • CBD%: 9%
    • Yield: 500 - 550 gr/m2 (Indoor) / 500 - 550 gr/plant (Outdoor)
    • Height: 60 - 100 cm (Indoor) / 120 - 150 cm (Outdoor)
    • Flowering Time: 50 - 60 days
    • Harvest Month: Late September
    • Effect: Physically Relaxing, Clear
    • Flavor: Earthy, Citrus, Fruity, Candy

    Growing Tips

    To get the best results from your Painkiller XL, I recommend using techniques like LST (Low Stress Training) or mainlining; these help keep the plants low and discreet while maximizing light penetration to the lower branches. While it thrives in a mild climate, it is surprisingly resilient in cooler environments. Ensure a careful drying and curing phase of at least two weeks to allow the lemon and diesel terpene profiles to fully develop and to optimize the smoothness of the inhale.

    Choose the perfect synergy of flavor and focus and add this balanced favorite to your garden.

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      Quality Assurance & Responsible Use

      Quality & Responsibility

      We work exclusively with registered Dutch wholesalers and do not import products ourselves. All products fully comply with Dutch laws and regulations and are supplied with the appropriate documentation and quality guarantees.

      Safe & Responsible Use

      This range is intended exclusively for adults (18+). Always store products in a safe place, strictly out of reach of children and pets. Do not use these products during pregnancy or breastfeeding, in case of mental or physical complaints, or in combination with alcohol or medication. Do not participate in traffic after use.

      No Medical Advice

      The information on this website is intended purely for educational purposes and is never a substitute for professional medical advice. Always consult a qualified physician or healthcare provider in case of doubt, medication use, or health complaints.

      Willy van Knippenberg

      Owner of Novus Fumus with over 12 years of experience in the Smartshop industry.

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